*stole from Teh Queen who stole it from Teh Qorgmon*

HOW IT WORKS: Answer the questions, and run your answers through Urban Dictionary.

1.) Your name?
Abigail.

3. Abigail

A crazed crack whore still looking for her dignity after it was lost in a frat basement. Abigail seems mildly retarded but is so much more. She has often been found staring at bathroom sinks confused as to how they work, and personal hygiene in general. If found please return her to the institute she escaped from they are missing their cheapest prostitute.

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D: I am not their cheapest...
Well, I'm one of the more cheaper ones, but still...

2.) Your age?
16.

2. 16

The age of consent in most countries.

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;D

3.) Your friend's name?
Crystal!

8. Crystal

Crystal Is Life

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OMG. So true. ^^
'Nuff said.

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework.

33. homework

A word used at Cornell College to covertly describe illegal activities such as getting drunk or stoned.

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o.o
Excuse me while I go do my homework... *scampers awayyy*

5.) Favorite color?
Purple.

1. purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

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I'm starting to notice a pattern...
And I agree with it. ^^

6.) Birthplace?
Apparently, an extremely stoned place. oO

9. Cleveland

A really cool city with a lot of potential. Unfortunately, it's also full of negative, angry people. The objective is not to let those people keep you down.

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DEATH TO ALL PEOPLE! *emoemoemo*

7.) Month of your birth?
December.

1. december

The month in which the hottest women are born.

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butofcourse. ;D

8.) Last person you talked to?
Ewlackey. >>

7. Lackey

a very hot guy

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Yuck. xP
Lackey: yer defining it rong.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Lolli

1. lolli

Shortened version of Lolita or lolicon which is Japanese anime/art depicting most often a young girl or preteen. The word lolicon is the synergy of 'Lolita' (see also, book by Nabakov) and the psychological word 'Complex.' <Alternative: Could be a play on the word lollipop...>

The lolli that the anime artist drew was flat-chested and big-eyed and tiny and in her panties.

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Hit the nail on the head with the panties part, really...
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In conclusion, I am a sixteen year old stoned, hot, emo, slightly retarded prostitute from Cleveland, Ohio. whoisinherpanties. *nods*